Isn’t ironic that the one time he’s not at his post, his client is assaulted and robbed.

This is the same dumb fucker who used to go around pretending to be his own PR spokesman. He is the last person who should be opining on the quality of any journalist’s sources.

Rotavirus vaccines weren’t started until around 2006, and is only recommended for infants from 6mo-2years in age. Almost no adults are vaccinated against this.

Ask Hammond if he’s had his teeth whitened? (he has)

I don’t even care what anyone says, Mr. and Mrs. Smith is one of my favourite movies. It’s stupid as fuck, but their chemistry carries the whole thing, and they’re both fantastic performers, so it’s a treat to watch them do their thing when they’re having fun.

My five year-old has a pair of Crocks that he wears in the back yard/lane.

“how they protect themselves against malicious hacking”

Don’t forget all those elephants! Or.. err.. Heffalumps, I mean

Well there is a “Yield” sign where he stopped — he did a shoulder-check and presumably decided the oncoming vehicle was close enough that he’d just let it go through. A judgement call, to be sure, but entirely his to make.

“Mother and Child Reunion.” An involuntary shudder wracks you now, if you have any soul.

He said he had s gonna write a song about me. I think he should have sex with me instead am I wrong?

“I’m a Hillary suppoter, but as a person that works with money all day every day in the professional manner, I cannot get behind this. It has bad written all over it.”

Right?!

I love the fact that every single framed object in his office is hanging at a different angle. Clearly a very detail-oriented person.

Oh that one’s very handy.

“And now she’s proven she can’t even handle an interview with Cosmo.”

there is more public value to in the “education and denunciation” of Camp, rather than his termination.

“You can’t get milk from an almond,” said Chris Galen, a spokesman for the National Milk Producers Federation. “You have to add a lot of other ingredients to make it look like milk.”

“Once she doesn’t have the books or editorials, she’ll sit behind you on the bus and flick your ear really hard, or repeat everything you say in a high-pitched mocking voice. Anything for negative attention.”