“True story. This also sounds preachy, but when I gave up dairy, I finally stopped getting the horrendous painful chin cysts which would ruin my month.”

“You don’t mind if I go ahead and listen to actual board-certified dermatologists and doctors instead of your anecdotal flim-flam, do you...?”

“For me it’s histimine inducing foods, so you need to understand the underlying condition before you start diagnosing strangers on the Internet”

Hey, you know what? Shut the fuck-off. And learn to have fun while you’re over there being stupid. And dumb.

This will probably seem preachy, but I truly only mean it as well-intentioned advice: Almost all pimples are caused by inflammatory foods reacting with your immune system.. cut those out bit by bit (it’s worth being methodical so you can identify *your source* because everyone’s different), and you’ll see massive…

Bump fire isn’t the same thing as full auto.

An AR15 isn’t so easy to modify that way, though it’s possible. An AK or SKS is a different story: you can change those from single fire to full auto with a hand tool.

To be fair, people have been struggling with this since pretty much the beginning of time..

Holy shit that is utterly terrifying. I think if I ever have the good (?) fortune to visit Australia, I’m going to pretty much just assume all the people around me are crocodiles dressed up in trench-coats and sun-hats... y’know.. just to keep myself frosty.

I also remember a story about some tourists to Australia who waded out into a calm part in a river while on a hike and were eaten by crocodiles. There were no signs because “don’t get in any water” is common knowledge in Australia.

He was just walking along the edge with his toes in!

AAAAaaannnd they’ve given up all hope he’s still alive; the search just became a recovery effort:

quite a few have said it was the “Mexican Judge” incident that soured them on Trump.

Before the concert began, as the stage was being set, I stood up from my floor seat to take the second Snapchat of life. Someone to my left yelled, “No pictures!”

Maybe we could design guns that hold other guns to help alleviate the problem.

I just want to wrap my arms around everyone.

“Shooting gay dudes is a really strange way of acting out one’s hatred of women.”

HAHA I like it!

What about a W12-powered Phaeton? Yes, I know that strictly speaking it’s not a V12, not to mention it’d be pretty hard to find one.