Oh good....

I would like to ban 'on fleek' by June 1. We'll be sick of it by then.

I'm with you on the "we don't have enough room for a cat" along with "but I'm allergic to cats" and "what about the furniture?" I just want a damn cat!

Dude, that's the TOOTH FAIRY

Lol forever @ "hypnotic douche magic"

Currently working on "I Don't Want To Talk About It, Jeremy"

what is white Hispanic?

Charlie sheen is Hispanic

come to boston. there is a place near me that has the fucking best 'american' chinesefood i have ever had. it's fucking fresh. none of it is greasy. it isn't too heavy. it is the beeest. take out is great, but it's also super great and divey which is also so fun.

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

How did this happen?

I begged BEGGED Mr. Sprig to go off of my Pinterest boards this year.

Omg I need so much more information.

Mine too. Especially when you get each other the EXACT same $65 Japanese whiskey.

No, you're absolutely right. It's the no-name gift sets from Walmart that are the low-end ones. The kind where you think, "How do I know the company that made this doesn't also make pest control products?"

I'd pretty much take any of the gifts on this list and be happy. Give me socks, a coffee card, some Amazon money, a Yankee candle, a blank book, some spray from B&BW and a cake (a proper tea loaf, though) and I'm like a pig in shit. Throw in one of those tins of biscuits or a selection of chocolate and my Christmas is…

Oh damn. I actually think of Bath and Body as the "nice" end of the scented bath stuff spectrum. I suppose I am out-of-touch and not middle class enough. :(

In my family giving booze is a sign of understanding and love.

Here's the conversation I had with my husband last night: "wow, my family REALLY improved their knowledge of me as displayed by their gift selections. I really feel pretty understood and loved right now. Maybe they've actually started listening to me?" My husband: "you didn't notice these are all from your Amazon wish…

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…