Ugh, your comment is so unbearable!

May we all have such a towel so we can get laid when we need the orgasms for cramp control.

Haha, great minds. I used to dye my hair red and I had this towel that was covered in basically what looked like old bloodstains and it doubled as a period-sex towel with my ex. It looks absolutely horrifying, like it was used to mop up a murder scene or something.

I'm the type that gets as horny as a raging bull before and after my period. I also love period masturbation..it really helps with cramps. Long live horny period fun!

I'LL ALLOW IT.

Ugly cry X 100...Yikes!!!

Walking tacos...? Go on...

Goddammit... Now I want "walking frito pie", as my friends and I call it. Or "walking tacos".

It's so weird to me that we have tabloids and covers just related to the state of peoples' butts. I guess I've been abroad too long. Although the 5 liter-a-day water challenge has helped turn my cottage cheese behind into something more along the lines of paneer or halloumi.

I am way too old to love Taylor Swift as much as I do.

I totally see Sharons ass plastered all over Daily Mail with her giving everyone a middle finger. I just want to have a slumber party with her.

Frito bags filled with chili- Like a weird hybrid of the "Walking Tacos" we had in High School. I'll take two please!

If I knew Sharon Stone personally, I would high-five her for that comment.

I thought I was clicking on creepypasta.

Oh, Internet. Thanks for this and also the pictures of Mr. Leto's very nice penis.

You lie.

Thank you Internet, thank you.

I think it's fair to consider everyone involved in this awful. The only innocent victim I see here are the poor animals.

I loved Firestarter. My older sister basically pissed me off constantly, and I would try SO hard to set her on fire. I would stare and concentrate and stare some more. No wind. No fire. So disappointing.