You know what - there is little fucking difference between Pornstache and Bennett. Bennett is a rapist, there is nothing romantic about his relationship with Daya. Sorry this whole idea of star-crossed lovers in prison makes me sick, a prisoner by definition can not give consent to participating in sexual activities…

Things as Disney Princesses hasn't jumped the shark yet? :/ I need to stop clicking on these articles.

Technically isn't this the opposite of a rainbow party?

Never, ever let anyone make you feel bad for talking about rainbow parties! Also, I don't know if you read my comment yesterday, but can you PLEASE lead us all in a Rainbow Party book club? It will remind us all of the heady days of our youths. We'll be blown away. It definitely won't suck. PRETTY PLEASE?

It was a real problem among teens.

why does this site bring up rainbow party like every damn day now

I dunno. I found it closer to

I just saw that fact and I am not pleased. (except for baby carrots. I am a psychopath when it comes to baby carrots.)

Agree.

Leaving aside all judgment on promiscuity and health concerns, I just feel like this is an awful lot of work for one measly little drink.

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

Why are all these dragons business men and shit? I don't want to fuck a dragon but I think if I did I'd want to fuck an actual dragon, not an office manager who happens to look like a dragon.

I think natural means uncut which also means some dragon moms and dads are for dragon circumcision, maybe they are Jewish dragons??

Well, obviously not the Jewish ones.

Dragons have foreskins?

What I got out of this article: that somebody thinks the "natural" color of a dragon penis is purple-pink.

Julio sounds like a fun little dude.

He doesn't even go to school! — I am dying!

I'll be honest. There's a part of me that smiles whenever my kid blatantly lies about something. Yes, I explain why it's wrong to lie and the difference between lying and the truth. But it gives my heart a bit of joy to see that devious little shit's wheel's spinning to try to get himself out of a jam.

They say kids learning to lie at this age is a necessary step in cognitive development. It signals higher thought processes and their intent is not really to deceive but to tell a story how they see it in their heads.