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Bingbongbing
Bingbongbing
On one of our first dates, I made a joke about my partner finding my high school livejournal (and how that would scare him away). I thought it was sufficiently buried in the bowels of the internet that he would never be able find it.
These are going to be all over the Magic Kingdom this weekend.
I'm betting Disney will be super-okay with this.
The headline doesn't exactly jive with the report does it? Good on him for taking a stick to her to defend his mom.
You should refer to yourselves as Marks Squared, or Marks to the Second Power.
Oh. Well. How Disappointing.
No. I just sometimes refer to myself in the plural. :/
"Stop throwing your garbage in the recycling bin. I'm sick of your stinky shit stinking up the bin. Put it in the damn garbage bin like a normal human being.
I've always wanted to do a supersoaker full of something stinky. Like "Obsession" or "Drakkar Noir."
I don't think Hillary Clinton should have pulled that bs in court, but I think it's strange that the woman's life course is being attributed to Hillary's actions. Her fear of men and emotional problems were *likely* caused by the rape itself, not by Hillary's arguments.
"Could you please turn your music down?
This fun story doesn't even begin to make up for the one yesterday. I am forever changed.
I am a mostly raw vegan pacifist martial artist.
I am a mostly raw vegan pacifist martial artist.
Pfft, they forgot to mention how much you can save by sending the invitations by email instead of by raven. It's more environmentally friendly, too.
My friend doesn't like cake...sorry, did I said friend, I mean to say some loser I used to know! #teamcakefuckyeah
Motherfuckers who serve pie at a wedding better expect to get murdered.