Omg. Lana del Ray. STFU. Get your emotionless face and voice talking that nonsense out of my space.

I live in Charleston, and he also crashed my friend's bridal portraits. So, if you come to Charleston to have pictures taken, there's a chance...

Bill Murray can crush any event of my life any time he wants.

The suppressed joy in the groom-to-be's eyes is borderline manic. That's what I would look like too, if I were ever in a picture next to Bill Murray.

Bill Murray really is living his best, DGAF life.

For some reason I thought Maksim was gay. I would hit it in a heartbeat though, so I say get it, J.Lo. I don't even like DWTS but I watched every performance he did with Kristie Alley:

God damn if that isn't the only legitimate reason to take engagement photos.

Is it just me or is ol' Paula seriously starting to resemble Veronica Cartwright towards the end of Witches of Eastwick?

I came here to freak out about this. She was always so outspoken about not having baby rabies. So she's not knocked up. These tabloids drive me insane.

"Isn't this fun?" Who fucking says that?! That is like straight outta the pedophile textbook.

His assistant really gives me the heebie jeebies. Not as bad as the ones Uncle Terry gives me, but still. What the fuck is wrong with her? What is her thought process?

I find the Cameron Diaz rumor particularly annoying, and counterpoint to everyone who says the Jennifer Aniston rumors would stop if she announced she didn't want to have children. Here's what Cameron thought about motherhood as recently as this April:

PREGNANT & BETRAYED is the name of my new band!!!

I'm so glad there are folks out there who like this shit. It saves the rest of us from having to date those dudes.

That guy's just lucky his girlfriend was the first reporter on scene and Geraldo Rivera didn't take on this investigative challenge.

I absolutely LOVE that we are talking about what it means to be transgender and what it means to be inclusive and work together to further the rights of everyone on daytime TV for everyone to see. It is an exciting time to be alive. As short as a decade ago this openness did not exist.

At least Katie isn't as ridiculous as that disgusting moron with a pea brain Wendy Williams.........