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I'll have what she's having!

Erm....I think it's definitely just poking fun at plastic surgery slash Kardashians.

White people getting angry at white people for what may or may not offend black people. LOL

Yeah, I'm a black woman and I can't even work up any outrage over this.

If Paul Ryan becomes president, I'm emigrating to Canada.

I think the thing I am least excited for (if she indeed runs) is all the republicans who will resort to criticising her for not divorcing Bill after the Lewinsky scandal. I've already heard it.

The first shot in the war on women was when Adam blamed Eve for their apple party.

This is infuriating. No way in hell was I ever going to vote for McCain and Palin but I hated the palpable sexism in the Obama campaign. The Clinton cardboard cutout made me rethink the type of person Obama is but I chose the lesser of 2 evils. Oh and fuck Sarah Palin because she relishes her stupidity as much as

This is one of the reasons I can't freaking STAND Sarah Palin.

If someone sketched out and stitched a cute needlepoint like that for me, I'd be their best friend.

They're both so damn twee and I ain't even mad about it.

No apologies; I love Taylor Swift. You do you, Taylor. I loves it.

I also have a kidney transplant. Tracy Morgan has a big risk of losing his kidney and ending up on dialysis with serious injuries and surgeries and everything. It's really bad. Much worse than broken bones. Also, with diabetes and transplant, healing takes a lot longer than normal and infection is very very dangerous.

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When I was young I would watch Miss America for the talent portion, just to see what sort of displays we would get. It was like a basic cable version of America's Got Talent. There was usually a first-year tapper, a tone deaf belter, the pianist who only knows that one piece... I had to stop when I was old enough to

Hell, y'all, all I know is that this looks WAY too close to the hospital-issue undies they gave me in the maternity ward after having my baby.

Kate Hudson probably has a beard now. Just saying.

FUCK TEXAS

I don't know which pageant is worse this Trump show one or the "jesus jugs" in the other one. I get a weird creepy vibe from Miss America, all those girls went on to go work for the 700 club, ick. and probably the only thing worse than trump.

Let's not forget, Gaga had him on tour with her for months to shoot her coffee table book. It caused me to doubt her, even though the book was awesome ( I got it for fifteen bucks on amazon). Who could hang out with that weirdo for all that time? He's such a creeper and every time I see those dumb glasses, I want to