I can get behind the $70k+ price tag. I don’t mind the styling. Not even the potential for high battery replacement costs.

If I caught the person in the act of putting this on my car I’d probably make it to where they’d have to get their stomach pumped to get their teeth back. Morons like this person need to get a rude lesson in minding their own business and motivation to stop being an ignorant blowhard.

If I had a TDI car I would immediately go buy a tuner just to roll coal throughout Portland. Such a great state, ruined by smelly hippies.

What a condescending prick. The writer of that note is probably some smug little fixie-humping hipster who feels like he’s saving the environment, one pretentious note at a time. Doug Demuro should bring his Hummer there and remove the mufflers completely.

I’m not even a VW owner and think this person can go fuck themselves. Seriously just because VW duped consumers doesn’t mean the consumers are suddenly the bad guys too- and for the love of *insert deity* DON’T MAKE THEM OUT TO BE BAD GUYS they’re victims.

“We’re all really brothers and sisters with Mohamed, in that we have a fascination with what technology can do and a healthy urge to tinker and try things.”

There wasn’t an agenda; it’s just a story that I felt strongly enough about to rant like this. I make ugly things with wires, and have since I was a kid. That kid could have been me, if I was growing up where he was, in this time.

The Dallas News video is heartbreaking when the kid says “It made me feel like I wasn’t human, it made me feel like a criminal.”

Now this young man who was excited about science and engineering is possibly being charged on some trumped up bullshit all while American students continue to fall behind the rest of the…

Spoiled brats. The ownership of these cars should be transferred to the Jalopnik Vehicular Rehabilitation Center to tend these cars back to their pre royal family state.

Nice!! Can Mercedes bring these ones back?

I think we all need a palate cleanser / reality check after that.

“Mercedes has already done an impressive job turning their once appealing and utilitarian G-Wagen into a leather-slathered, overdone block of idiot, but it takes the real magicians over at Brabus to push the Mercedes-Benz G500 4x4² to the true limits of stupid.”

merc dealer: I want a visual abortion that makes no sense in every observable way.
Brabus: tons of power; major speed limitations, tons of clearance ; super polished amenities on the external go rough parts, lots of space ; smells like a cobblers masturbatorium, the engineer who went insane from trying to tune the…

If I was wealthy and wanted a way to show off my wealth, I’d rather carry around ATM receipts than drive this. It looks like something from GTA that Dan Hauser created that was meant to make fun of stupid people with money, rather than actually look appealing to most people. Following of course the tagline of the…

Couldn’t resist... also, she’s hot.

As somebody that’s seen the E65 7 series rolling around in the hood with large rims, I can agree with that.

They depreciate a hell of a lot less quickly than 7s.

I remember how criminal the acts performed on that Roller were...

Yes, that was great! Now if only 3/4 of the episode wasn’t wasted talking about how much money Richard lost...

An episode of Chasing Classic Cars, abridged:

Wayne Carini wakes up, drives around the block, finds random barn, jiggles the handle *unlocked*, finds 1967 Lamborghini Miura SV abandoned, gets titled for $300, sells at auction for $5.2 million, “it was an OK price. I’m not thrilled.”