Exactly why I paid cash for mine. Knew I would drop it eventually.

Thank goodness for El Rey network running it. Got almost all of it DVR’d.

One of my all-time favorites. Wonder if it would suck if it was brought back?

Hell yeah, I used to frequent the one at Little Rock AFB.

Every EVOC (Emergency Vehicle Operations Course) I’ve ever taken discusses “overdriving” the siren. At speeds upward 0f 55-60 mph, by the time you hear the siren coming up from behind, the vehicle is usually at your bumper. This has gotten worse with the sound deadening in modern cars. The sound may also be diminished…

And some dry white toast please.

We’ve got a couple of creepy minivans around here with “SPEEDING IS A SIN” across the back and the entire vehicle covered in bible verses. The few times I’ve seen them with their Duggar - ish families at the gas station, I have to resist the urge to hoon.

The local weed man used to transact business at the gas station we’d post at. One night, he was on the phone with a client and didn’t see us pull up. He looked up just as we were walking past him (to top it off, our uniforms looked like PD’s and people didn’t seem to notice the big truck with EMS on it) His…

#COTD

our ‘79 SLC is the same way. Starts with 107024. The one time I got pulled over in it, the serial number gave a State Trooper fits trying to run it. Told him to put WDB in front of it-that worked.

Bimmers and Beemers have had a place in our garage for years. After I blew my back out and couldn’t drive my ‘86 Trans Am anymore, I started looking for a replacement. I found in at one of those side of the road, we-tote-the-note hoopty lots. It was a clean, good-running ‘87 325i. Four door, five speed, 13 button OBC,…

R1200C. My wife rides one. That bike is scary fast. We usually explain what it is by “it’s the one James Bond rode in Tomorrow Never Dies"

I’d be willing to bet G4S/Wackenhut/Geo group, whatever they’re calling themselves now. They’ve had government contracts for years and already transport for Customs and Border Protection

I had an ‘80 F-100 with that same setup. Best truck I’ve ever had.

King of the Hill. Hank’s already raced a lawnmower. Make it “Team Diminished Glutes”, like in the episode

This. Absolutely craptacular. Stuck with one as a rental from Key West to Ft. Lauderdale. Cramped, rough riding, cheap plastic everywhere. That was the only time I have never enjoyed the Overseas Highway drive. I’d find a way to give it to my local Sheriff’s Department or CBP so they could hide drugs in it, and tear…

Always wanted to do that and put a sticker on it that says “intended acceleration”

Hmmm, I’ve seen that tactic somewhere before... Apparently they shot at the real CSX 8888 as well.

We tried to get our EMS Chief to start a program after Miami - Dade and Austin/Travis County started theirs. We got a resounding “NO! Y’all can’t drive ambulances without wrecking, you think I’m putting y’all on bikes?"