In many ways, Mitch McConnell is worse than Donald Trump.

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

I still find it strange how puritanical the US is about swearing.

Well, it was literally founded by Puritans. They’re like a red sock in the washer.

F-bombs

STOP AUTO-PLAYING VIDEOS FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Failure in the red zone is an improvement over not getting into the red zone, I guess.

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.

I was at the game in the Crawford Boxes. The fan that caught the Suzuki home run ball would not throw it back on the field. Needless to say, everyone blamed him for the disaster that followed.

Anyone who still calls that game the Bartman Game needs to be hit with a rake. It’s the Alex Gonzalez Game, period. 

I’m sorry but the Astros said that this is misleading and you are just trying to fabricate a story. They are actually up 2 games to none. THEY HAVE WIVES AND DAUGHTERS AND ARE PROGRESSIVE.

So long as they find a Bartman-like scapegoat, Bregman should be fine. Sammy Sosa never had to hear about missing the cut-off man thanks to Stevey-boy.

I’m waiting for Disney to release the potentially-unlimited market that is open to them by making their life-action films into animated movies!

I thought it might be a spin-off of the latest Star Wars movies with those fabulous red storm troopers.

Every good trooper knows that a proper foundation is crucial for an effective face camouflage. 

2000 AD’s PR director, Mike Molcher, also offered an update on Duncan Jones’ Rogue Trooper movie.”

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Well, if nothing else I hope I’m in the minority watching this, because I’m pretty sure that “Avengers assemble” sequence is going to detonate the theater off a primed audience when it lands on opening night.