Sam - could you update us after a few weeks of use on whether or not the stiffness of opening/closing the phone remains the same, or whether it slackens off over time? I’m quite curious about that!

I’d prefer that to getting the news spoiled by the show’s facebook page on my news feed hours after the episode aired...

“I’m not out of touch, except for perhaps yesterday by saying what I said,” the 55-year old former crack user added.

See, I didn’t even get the comedic vibe from it; I didn’t get a read that Thirteen was being flip, there was a nervousness there. Barring any reveals later in the season my theory is that the Doctor’s new identity crises have unmoored her enough to make her build up a personal wall between her and the TimeFam. 

Ooh, can I share my dumb homescreen? This is all Nova and KWGT.

As an engineer, that designs tests for products, I would consider the way they tested the phone to be invalid. It is important when testing to simulate real world use. A user would open it for at least for 15-30 seconds, then look at something and close it. You would also need to test multiple phones to determine the…

“people just don’t like autoplay videos.”

I won’t lie, I literally spent the last three days thinking, “We get a real Captain Jack episode in 2020! What a way to balance out the presidential primary from hell!”

I can only hope this is as shameless a lie as the doctor herself would deliver

“Chris Chibnall has ‘categorically’ confirmed to The Mirror that Captain Jack Harkness, despite his promise to see the Doctor again, will not return for a second episode in season twelve.”

Scorpion takes his pants off...“Get over here!”...as a harpoon flies out of his dick

Yeah, the GoG were definitely obscure when the movie came out, and suddenly they became household names. Or, at least, internet household names.

One could argue that all of the characters used in Guardians of The Galaxy were obscure, D-listers and yet those movies worked well. Morbius might work if they emphasize the horror elements over the hero stuff. I hope it’s gorey and frightening.

This may make me a loon, but I’m always so happy to see a Judoon. On the moon, by a lagoon, at high noon, as a hired goon, with a raccoon, singing a tune...their appearance is always a boon and I hope to see them again soon.

Because you don’t vote for kings.

So all that’s left is for some watery bint to lob a scimitar at him, and the prophecy will be complete.

It was watching Solo that I came to a good rule of thumb when it comes to the fanservice:

I’m pretty sure Bill Murray’s character had enough Groundhog Days for a lifetime

Missy’s redemption arc was one of my favourite things this show’s done in a long time, but paradoxically, I have no problem with The Master just being back to straight evil with no explanation. if you follow the idea that each incarnation of the Doctor is a reaction to the previous’ characteristics - which I firmly…

I’ve decided I’m fine with the Master being both back and dangerously homicidal without a big explanation. He’s much more fun this way. As for the re-razing of Gallifrey, I similarly expect it will all get sorted out again eventually, and with nearly as little explanation, just as soon as this or a future showrunner…