Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

NFL coaches and executives are 7,000 times more likely to be arrested than the average American, according to rudimentary math I did just now without accounting for age cohorts, convictions, or any other relevant piece of context.

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I personally believe that Americans Athletics Conference are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our conferences like such as in SEC and, uh, the Big 12, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the…

"I firmly stand by the Commissioner on this issue."

That's nothing. The other day I saw Brad Childress on To Catch A Predator.

"The ad told us that Tobin was a volleyball player, but beyond that, we were lost. We had never heard of her."

If by "problem" you mean a parent who sympathizes with other parents who have to fly with kids and how difficult it is and could care less about assholes on planes who roll their eyes because they think they are entitled to absolute silence, yes, then I agree.

Yeah, you can do everything in the world to prevent the meltdown - snacks, DVDs, kid-friendly apps on the iPhone, letting them "work the sillies out" before the flight - but once the floodgates open, there's nothing you can do short of smacking them unconscious with a frying pan, and I can't fit that in my carryon.…

Oh, you had to deal with some extra noise on the plane? You poor dear. What you probably missed during your flight of entitlement was one or two parents who are far more stressed than you who tried numerous things to try and settle their kid down and nothing worked. Yeah, flying with kids sucks. If you think…

The irony of a Brooklyn-based writer saying, "Boy they dress like morons out there," is amusing.

It's a shame that GMs these days only want to know how far you can punt a football.

Say this about ten times on my feed(I'm in Boston, everything else was "I'm fine, made it home safe") but it made me thing of this speech from The West Wing

Sometimes a thing goes viral because kids are snorting condoms up their nose. Sometimes a thing goes viral because Patton Oswalt is a fucking badass.