This probably got covered in the game's open thread, but is there much doubt at all in anyone's mind that, absent the goal-line technology, this gets called "no goal" because of who was involved?

Ugh. So conventional. Sorry you had to endure that. May I send you one of my hand-woven pocket squares made of the dryer lint from a Guatemalan orphanage? I used to sell them on Etsy, but...well, Etsy...

Vimeo? Sellout.

Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing.

I genuinely jumped at the first German goal. That was a...very German call.

Honestly, a 30 sec voicemail is a "time suck?" What the hell else do you have to do that's so important? (goes back to read "millennial" in story) Oh, right, according to you, every freaking thing you do.

Can we play these last six minutes running clock? I just want to see the confetti at this point.

Not that I'm a huge fan, but this is the team ESPN has used for all the Mexico WC qualifiers. I'm used to them.

I'm with you, but a) it's on ESPN2, which for some reason people think isn't as important and b) the real 'Murikans are watching golf on the mother ship.

IIRC (by which I mean not worth Googling) a significant portion of what was spent went to developing the grass fields used indoors at the Silverdome.

Compare and contrast to Deion Sanders letting guys get open by 2 steps, then closing the gap on them when the ball was in the air and knocking it down. Seems like he did that twice a game.

Last time I try to type drunk. #Damnthesemittenhands

Lybian, but you got the L right, so +.015

Which is why I assumed he was talking about Hulk. Saying Neymar was offside would be like saying "that pitcher balked" when the video only shows the batter swinging.

Ok, I thought I had a glitchy machine. The vine does start after the ball is released. So I don't feel quite as dumb for not considering whether or not Neymar was offside.

Ok, that makes more sense. Retracted.

I mean, dear god, how how much more not-offside could that possibly be? This really might be the stupidest thing said on the interwebs today (non-Breitbart division).

So wait, the unwritten rule crap is enforced by pitchers? Who are the ones getting lit up by the guys who pimp the home runs? Hmmmmm, I smell a curious lack of objectivity here.

Yeah, that's right only10. You've nailed it. So no need to visit, or really say anything about Chicago ever again, right?

That's good hustle.