My friend kind of summed up the last couple of seasons when he was telling me he heard there was a chance Moeaki might not make the team this year because he isn't as good as the other tight ends. Hearing this news, combined with remembering how pissed we all were when he got hurt last year made me realize just how…

Those technicalities you speak of can also be referred to as "The Constitution" lol.

Alabama tattoo parlor sounds like a sex act. Not sure what it would it would be but I would guess it would include a trailer and their sister.

Well, could be the last time a lot of these guys get to work on the weekend for a while so there's a plus.

To be fair, this was probably directed more towards the incoming freshman, who after a few days of practice realized they decided to play for Vanderbilt and their hyperventilating became an issue that needed addressed.

Man. I think I may not quite grasp how big of a deal this is if A-Rod gets suspended for life. I know Lance Armstrong was the icon of his sport, but his punishment came after he was done competing. Here, one of the highest profile players in baseball is in some deep deep shit, but I can't think of what to compare it…

I enjoyed that very much.

Around the time Marcus and Michael were both in some shit, some other satirical sports site, I can't remember which wrote "that the times were tough for the once proud Vick crime family" and it cracked me up.

If this holds to be true, and as I currently see nothing about this on espn.com yet, this means the worldwide leader may have gotten the shit scooped out of them on one of the biggest sports stories of our time.

I'm not trying to take sides either way, as the coach could have been being a massive dickhead for no real good reason, but it always makes me chuckle when a different reporter asks a similar or same question that already pissed someone off. I know it's their job and they probably know whats coming, but it makes me…

In return, Fluker showed Te'o how to drag an image into the google machine and see if the picture is of a real person.

This is one of those situations where I feel like everyone involved needs to grow the fuck up. Tino should be smart enough to know this type of abusive behavior doesn't fly. But, in my opinion, grown ass men getting paid pretty well to play a game should get over it as well. I know the player technically did the right…

Everyone knows to swirl the eggs in the skillet as it is heating up. Then when the little rim of egg from your swirl starts to char, you are good to fold your omelet!

He is the anti-Tebow, and I hate how much attention Tebow gets but god damn. I like this kids style.

You are correct, physics is not my strong suit. And I'm ok with that.

I heard some jackass comparing football to dogfighting and wondering aloud why Michael Vick was treated the way he was. I am scared that people will buy into that kind of thinking. I personally like to think helmet technology will turn a corner and the game can be played as is, but safer. But hyping it up like…

Check out Fatal Attraction (I think that's what its called) on Animal Planet. It tells stories of people being killed while trying to own wild animals. A lot of times they don't own them because they are rich like this dude, they own them because they are obsessed with them to the point of danger. Pretty entertaining!

This is something that made me sound like a communist in one of my law school classes. A professor said something to the effect that an indigent person has a constitutional right to court transcripts, and that they were 3 dollars a page here. I asked why people were paid that much for the transcripts if people were…

Frank Layden was the keynote speaker at a bowl game dinner I attended and he openly talked shit on the team I was there with because the team we were playing and the bowl game were both in Utah. We booed him but it was kinda funny.

Yeah, but his non admission apology today will probably help him recover a lot quicker in the public eye compared to how others (probably A-Rod, but who knows) act once the rest of the suspensions come to light. We shall see.