That is exactly what I was thinking when watching the game and all the announcers were trying to compare it to LeBron being shoved. Hansbrough was looking right at Birdman during the chest bump and was "ready" for the shove, whereas LeBron probably didn't need to fall, he wasn't even looking in the direction that the…

Is this a patch barely sewn over a different sponsor patch? If it is, she is really bucking some stereotypes. She can drive but can't sew worth a shit.

Well, if anyone knows about swapping fluids its Jenna Jameson, so I will take her word for it. Also, his real name is Jacob Ortiz?

I think it will be ok. He knew how to hit, hopefully he can coach even though you make a good point about him not having the job until now. I think the bigger thing is he brings a lot of energy about the Royals to the Royals. He loves the club and will have that edge instead of someone hired from the outside.

I would have to go with Captain America at QB over Superman. He is much better at organizing and ordering people around than Superman. QB is the "Field General" so Captain is a better fit. He is strong enough he could throw the ball as far as needed on a 100 yard field. Superman would be a better RB.

My thoughts exactly. I'm not even close to being the size of a pro football player and it would take at least that to get me going!

They aren't Al Kapones, they are DJ Paul's. Step 1 is to carefully read the story, and step 2 is to make snarky joke. Not the other way around!

I live in Topeka, and today it was snowing and 2 of them were standing outside by a church holding up signs for no reason in very shitty weather. Bunch of dipshits!

This isn't a joke: Coach was directly responsible for me learning about the birds and the bees. There is an episode where Hayden and Christine are talking about trying to have a kid in his office, and he says something like "well why don't we do it right here?" So I asked my mom how that was possible and she turned to…

My bad!

ESPN said in a statement "This is not a move to reward Ray's past, rather it is to signal to Stuart Scott that his laziness has not gone unnoticed."

Maybe Dilfer will use this opportunity to thank Ray for the trip to Disney World in 2001.

There is another rumor like this in KS about Bill Self, but no talk of him stepping down.