Bilious1234

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9/16/13

My BMW is Carbon Black which has a blue tone to it.

9/14/13

I saw something about tailgating and shitting before I actually read your comment, and actually, I think that since the BMW is also blue, it constitutes flinging feces in traffic.

9/14/13

Also try passing a car, then slow to a speed slower than the car you passed was going, you get extra douche points if you speed up when you see passing lines, then slow down when double lines.

9/14/13

I have handicapped plates on my blue BMW so where do I park?

9/14/13

I think you're supposed to park across at least three handicapped parking spots and always tailgate the shit out of people. Hope that helps.

9/12/13

But, if he was going faster he could have cleared the bridge,safely landed on the other side and gone peacefully on his way.

9/12/13

I wrote a song for Rocket Frog

9/12/13

9/11/13

M3 or M5?

9/10/13

It's like when you hear that your ex-girlfriend will do things for her new boyfriend that she would never do for you.

9/5/13

Probably better with mute.

9/4/13

"Dentists are just glorifying good teeth! Why can't we all just accept that our teeth might rot out? I decided to make the commitment to stop giving a fuck about my teeth and all my teeth fell out but no one's applauding me for that!"

9/4/13

Seriously? No. Losing weight is a great thing, especially for the person who did it. It takes a lot of hard work and is a significant accomplishment with clearly visible and often awesome results. She looks amazing, stop being a poopyhead.

9/1/13

Yes, this is an important clarification for those of us without waiting-until-it's-airing-legally-here scruples.

8/14/13

"Hi honey, I'm home. What's this? Oh, those are the jizz-catching shorts I wear when I blow a load in my pants at the local titty bar, no biggie. What's for dinner?".....a conversation that has and never will happen in reality.

8/13/13