Oh puh-leeze. Shouldn't you be adjusting your sternum length tie or something?

Prayers for you, bro.

You're not "sick of those fake prayers", you're "excited about the chance to be smug about how much smarter you think you are than other people". Don't pretend otherwise.

Keep your atheism to yourself...just as you want christians to keep their prayers to themselves.

The goody good religous do gooders forgive you for being a douchebag at this moment.

Maybe why you're a former UPS employee?

No, it's still ruined. Bam Margera just sitting in the car is enough to ruin it.

I have an Elise and for 30 grand, no, there is not a better car you can buy in the U.S. Anything comparable is automatically disregarded based on production numbers alone. Not only are they excellent machines, these things seriously turn heads and elicit grins, titty flashes, thumbs up's, and waves every single mile.…

Or just sit in the passenger seat with your face right next to the student and scream "NOOOWWWW" when it's time to shift. Might make a bit of an impression.

Was at a hockey game where the stands sit right above the dasher boards. You can hear everything they say, and vice versa.One of my friends disapproved of one of the players and his instigating tactics, and yelled "isn't it two minutes for being a dick?" The ref responded: "No, it's five."

Dear Ohio Dealers,

these include driving an ATV-like vehicle through a twisty course, climbing an eight-foot tall ladder, opening a lever-handled door,

One of my favorite older games. Arcadey, but fun.

Our most recent "enemies" don't engage in symmetrical warfare. They don't fly jets and launch missiles; they depend on ground assaults and buried bombs. Assuming that we can't build air bases (or even runways) in every spot we'd like, we will need carriers to provide a base of operations for tactical strikes, air…

120 farads.....what has the world come to with these super capacitors?????

I love how they make note to the viewer of what tire the car is on. This is something that gets glossed over 99.9% of the time in automotive comparisons. Back when I used to autocross on R compounds I could beat Z06 corvettes on their street tires with my stickies on a Dodge freaking Neon. Tires are a…

Both of my dogs are rescues and they are the best dogs anyone could ask for. I heard one time that rescue dogs sort of know that you rescued them and will always love you unconditionally for that. I don't care if mine know or not, I love them with all my heart and would't trade them for a "designer" dog no matter…

Much of that comes from the 6,208-cc quad-cam V8 that has been hand built by an expert AMG wrenched and signed-off as proof. This one was assembled by Kuut Bruss. Bruss' work results in over 500 bhp and 465 kb-ft of torque which gives the Black the kind of blistering performance you might not expect from a car wearing…

You got it. Everybody is in on it — all the policemen, firemen, and of course, every white person too. They hold weekly meetings in secret and share all their findings with each other until they can come up with something good.

What's it like, being insane?