In a crash, the order of importance for the observers seems to be:

You're a dirty whore.

I don't know what "Strike Dip Rake Mo advance" means, but he sounds unhappy.

Trying that in my city would most likely result in being shot in the face.

That will buff right out.

We are bringing responsibility back to motorists — they need to be able to drive to the road conditions and their capabilities.

Seconded.

You can transpose those numbers for me, and I still ruined my pants.

My BMW is Arctic Blue which has a silver tone to it. Does that mean I have to add the two colors together to get my rage score, or is the blue mitigated somewhat by the silver tone? I'd really like to know how much of a douche I'm expected to be.

So she should accept any physical issue without trying to change it?

Thanks. I just had an eargasm.

I drive a BMW and it drives me crazy when other BMW drivers don't use the damn turn signals. I use them on empty roads, and these asshats can't be bothered to indicate that they want to change lanes on a busy highway?

Put a Ferrari engine in it, and kill it with fire.

Could you please rank them by how popular each brand is to hipsters? If I accidentally drink a beer, I want to make sure it isn't a hipster brand.

Glad I could help :)

I got the Logic 7 in the 3 Series, and I'm pretty happy with it. While it's not as good as the one at home, since I can't figure out a way to put that in my car (and soundproof it the same way), I'll have to settle for it.

Thank you for not actually answering the question.

I like this idea. Can we transfer ownership of the ports to BMW? I'm sure they would do a better job than the current owners.

I am. Does this happen often?

Dude, she's doing TREMENDOUS damage to her body by being on a diet like that!