"We're sure that British Petroleum, AIG, Philip Morris, and Halliburton are all relieved they weren't nominated this year. We're going to continue making award-winning games and services played by more than 300 million people worldwide."

"She has time to grow up and learn about the world. I hope that video games do the same."

Man, I think it's Denton. I simply do not trust that man. But I'm lucky. I don't have a Twitter account, so now I can make a bs account with fake stuff just for kotaku, so I think my info will be safe.

All right Kotaku commenters! Listen up! I say we vote each month for our favorite Made to Order Back of Box Quote!

*sigh of relief*

Well, what if the title was instructions for making a Molotov?

The Xbox generation? What do you mean by that?

EPIC Games should be punished for...

I need to be able to loan my game to a friend.

If there's anyone here who think that Kotaku commenters suck, please don't read the comments involving this article or its predecessor.

It does, it does. Like when I try to sleep. Birds pitch on it. Poop a lot. Used to be brown.

Actually, it's not windblown. It's just like that.

You are correct. Life is difficult and confusing as a result.

In...in the Bin of Shame! But it may have been put there by...

Someday, I'll join the Master Race. Then I too will have no neck and golden dots for hands.

Kotaku Core is for you.

I totally agree. It's like Sony just turned Zipper into a sort of demo company for their hardware. You know; "look how big the games are that the PS3 can handle! (MAG) You can make a first person shooter on the VITA! (Unit 13) Look at the Move in SOCOM 4!"

I don't know. For me, I go to several reviews, cull the opinions, and make as objective a guess as I can about buying it.

What am I ignorant about?

*shakes finger at Evan*