"The concern that we have at Kotaku about previews is that you, the reader, will feel misled by them. You'll read an optimistic preview in May and then wonder why the game we previewed seems, in November, to be junk."

But...will it have Move support? Now. None of you thought of that. Now.

First of all, in that Sony article from the lead quote? He mentions the Vita ONCE. Also, there's this:

Stephen, given your..."I'm in love with nintendo" inclinations (no offense intended), is it appropriate to suggest the handing off of articles like this to another member of the gang? I just...I feel...not right seeing you write about this.

Go back to your hole, troll.

Like, I don't know how to ask this without sounding like a troll, but....does it have any games for grown-ups? I'm 33 and although I totally respect his work both recent and...unrecent, I really can't be seen in public with Mario and expect to, you know, get sex.

Someone call Spidey. We got Venom.

Come on. Come on, man.

Gabe. That beard. What the f*ck, man. For real it looks like WHERE THE F*CK IS MY HALF LIFE YOU PIECE OF ************************BUSTER************************YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!

I know, I know. And the thing was, it was entertaining. But it wasn't so much a sci-fi movie in the spirit of Star Trek, it was just an action movie. That happened to be in space. But look, I had three parents: Mom, dad and Jean Luc Picard. And they just totally killed the continuity, all the events I loved, because…

Ah! Now I understand, where I didn't before.

Yeah. I can go along with all that. Makes sense.

"...these women will amass followers for showing their face..."

Great. Abrams gets to ruin something else.

Stick around Kotaku. You're needed.

Pfft. You guys are clueless. The announcement is much bigger than the ps4.

*feel-smart meter drops*

THANK YOU. Butthurt is the PERFECT term here. I now TOTALLY understand why the internet invented the word.

Actually, you know what? I don't care why you said that. Your response may have indicated one of two things:

"You can shove your copy of Halo 4 straight up your asshole."