This is just opinion of course, but J.J. ruined Star Trek, he will ruin Star Wars (not that there's much to ruin) and he also created LOST and gave it to Lindelof and Cuse. He did these things because he's a sadist who likes to punish people.

Actually, I believe 343 renamed teabagging the "Victory Crouch". Speaking of which, here are some fun Bags you can try in Halo 4.

Now now. Patience.

Gotta ask: the Vita's slogan; "Console quality gaming on the go" feels like a lie. Given the hardware and software of the Vita, does that feel like a lie to you?

Oh, also, I think you have a problem of some sort with Dark Souls. If such is the case, why is it...the case? If it's not the case, then it's not, and I'm sorry for broaching it.

Not sure if this has been touched on (love the site, btw) but what happened to Ms. Cox?

Oh. So you're the guy who keeps killing me.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Okay. That's 9.7 billion...from one country.

I didn't say I agreed or disagreed with him, I was just trying to clarify his point.

Yeah, a couple of comments about how women have breasts here. That's not the issue you're raising.

Evan, maybe you should point out that the "rundown" list is not actually your writing, but the publisher's description. Unless it is your writing. I could be dumb like that.

I loved this article so much.

I'm glad you don't use scores, Stephen. There are far to many "yes" verdicts on this site, and I fear how the numbers would translate. But your current three scores system is a limit on your writers nuanced approaches. Three simple calls cannot reflect the complexity of Kotaku's game reviews.

The Wii U, huh?

See, I look at the Vita. There, like Nintendo with the Wii U, Sony is relying on hardware to save the day. It doesn't work. I have a Vita, I see its potential and I love it, but the two most played games I have on it are Treasures of Montezuma Blitz and Super Stardust Delta, both of which could be classified as mobile…

"You're looking at the downfall from the surface, which isn't surprising since many Americans can't even tell you who the vice president is."

"His implication is that the press operates in fear of losing access to publishers. That may be true for some. It's not true here, but it doesn't make the issue irrelevant."

I loved that article. I honestly did.

Well, I don't know if this has been said because I hate navigating Kinja for more than one click, but I think the point is this: