Hahaha they’ll have to wait until they legalise gay divorce ;)

How about this one?

Holy crap.

I’ll be in my bunk.

LOL he is. There is no foreseeable divorce in their future. God how pathetic that text would have been if he was actually preparing for a divorce.

Oh man, you didn’t even pick the best Bryan Fischer ones. Can you say Insane Overreaction?

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Yeah, it kinda sounded like he’s suggesting the anti-gay people not be assholes to gay people, but maybe I’m giving him too much credit? Or my happy-mode mind is making things sound more positive than they are? I dunno; I’m confused.

“Gay marriage is terrible but remember to be nice to gay people!”

“I am attempting to have it both ways by being vaguely disapproving while asking why we can’t all get along.”

Do you guys ever wonder what it’s like to be on the wrong side of history? Like how embarrassing the four dissenting justices are going to be to their grandchildren (if they aren’t already?)

What is Jeb Bush even trying to say though? I genuinely do not understand his statement.

Or, gods God forbid, more than one person at a time!

My favorite part was when the dissenters said that marriage has always had the same definition for all of human history forever, everywhere.

The only thing that I hate about gay guys is that they dress better than me.

In Fire Emblem?

Why even have a comments section if you’re just going to drop the mic in the headline!?

Yey! Does this mean I can get a combat bonus instead of kids?