Ah, this takes me back

lol you realize that people thought almost EXACTLY like you at almost every era of war? People thought that about WWI, even WWII because of the post-war boons. Even the revolutionary American war wasn’t expected to happen because of trade connections and military power dynamics. Until we fought dirty and changed the…

Well OP's comment certainly aged well

Woof. Bad week to pick this particular hot take.

but you see, that is the tease!  capcom has perfected the world’s first cock’n’bawlz physics system.  now all the male fighters’ll be hangin’ low and free while kickin’ ass...dicks flopping everywhere...slappin’ and wavin’ and...*smacks lips um...what was i talking about again?

What "shit" are they supposedly "stirring"?

It’s a skin disorder! Not perversion! 

Kojima approve that explanation

“Only”

Link will not, however, perform cunnilingus.

The last time I heard this the title ended up being just “Endgame”

Yeah it’s definitely not guaranteed, they can name it whatever they want, but this feels like more if a direct sequel to BotW than Majora’s Mask was to Ocarina of Time (which also intentionally changed the setting and themes, even though it technically followed in plot). The only other times they’ve themed the names…

Breath of the Wild 2: They Fuck in This One

The Legend of Link: You play as Zelda

BOTW is canonically latest in the timeline (I think it was stated that it’s at the end of all three timelines?) and Skyward Sword is first, so maybe the time element is that you’re looping between the end and the beginning of time.

The title is actually “this is finally the one where you play as Zelda instead of Link.” 

There’s also reason to believe that the person we see in some of the shots isn’t Link but the eponymous Zelda herself.

The Legend of Zelda: The Quest for Peace

Is this another Endgame situation?

Wind Waker, Majora’s Mask, Minish Cap, Oracle of Seasons, Skyward Sword, Twilight Princess - None of these actually reveal anything about the plot.