[Kinja'd]

Richie Incognito

Anthony "Spice" Adams has quite the resume:

If nominated, he'll somehow magically win with 99% of the vote. Because he wouldn't accept your worthless vote.

He should definitely be on the ballot a second time. The 12th hour groundswell of support for Oddibe's Water Bill really cost Piggy last year. Voters won't make the same mistake twice.

PFTCommenter

Molar don't lie.

If you can dodge a script, you can dodge a ball.

Freeman McNeil over at Sidespin does some great movie guides. He'd be great at this gig.

Might as well sign up for free deep throat. Their signing a deep threat didn't exactly pan out this season.

Why didn't you accept my Facebook invite to my birthday party back in July? And are you having fun in (what I assume is) Mexico?

Good jam. Well done.

At least you're fending off scurvy. I guess that counts for something.

Hello DUAN,

iPhones autocorrects it to "World Series." Just like it autocorrects the word "iPhone."

If you're a man who can't diffuse a situation, rather than fucking punch a woman in the head, you've got much bigger problems than your stupid name and terrible commenting.