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Thanks for this. +1

Usually people associated with the Steelers are breaking laws of sexual consent, so this is probably an improvement.

Yes! +1

I love this.

Holy shit. 2 years later and I still can't stop laughing.

+1

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Because Don Kelly.

Reminder: MRSA of the taint is still the most terrifying thing of all time.

Yes. +1

I've known a bookie or two in my day (barber shop bookies, basically) that like to keep everything very quiet and down low to avoid any unwanted attention. You're doing web chats and TV shows, don't you fear being shut down now that you're that much more recognizable?

Removing the membrane can suck, but it's so much easier to get it started with a knife, then grab it using a paper towel. Seems to peel right off in one nice sheet.

Sucker for a good Virgil joke. +1

Love you. +1

"@_FloridaMan 1 hr Florida Man Angry At Internet Joke"

Seriously. One of the greatest pieces I've ever read on Deadspin, or any other website/publication for that matter. Fantastic job, Tom.

+1