Mae Young has been leaking since the Attitude Era.

The man that put Kalamazoo on the map. We'll miss you almost as much as we miss Emma. But not really.

For all involved parties, my anus is perfectly taut. Thanks for the concern!

Unicorns > Ponies

How are the bruises healing? That was quite a nasty fall.

I laughed. +1. You'll probably score more +1's with a profile pic in place of the burner icon.

Would you rather go clubbing with Aaron Hernandez, or depend on David Chao for life-saving surgery?

In terms of the teams that you all root for, which of the Deadspin staff has it the worst when it comes to being a sports fan? Who has it the best?

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Ha! +1

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You need to catch up on your historical biographies.

+1 and admittedly way too long for me to get it.

Aahhhgg what's crawling out of the wound?

Not necessarily in the kitchen, but it was a cooking related injury.

Such an amazing story.

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19th hole.