Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

No reason to believe him until he produces his gay certificate.

It's not the same bachelor's degree. It's nowhere near the same bachelor's degree. One comes from an institution that has met guidelines laid down over decades to ensure core educational tenets that define the bachelor's degree are being taught and, more importantly, that has proven institutional effectiveness.…

From the desktop wallpaper collection of Reginald J. Davis IV

"National accreditation" is essentially not accreditation (though neither of the schools featured in this piece are accredited in any way, even nationally). Calling national accreditation "accreditation" is like calling the rhythm method "birth control."

That makes sense. I remember the hours and hours of First Take covering Chris Weinke with the Panthers and Sportscenter setting up at preseason camp to do dozens of stories about Eric Crouch/Jason White - Third String QB competition.

PR/security resolved this with many strips of Scotch tape

SHIELDS: You okay, man?

I got a confession Burneko. Don't mock me.

This is the funny thing about oysters. Because they are native to damn near everywhere, everyone thinks their experience of oysters is The One True Experience Of Oysters. And, everyone is wrong.

Over the past year, I've heard that Al Davis has booed the Raiders a couple times.

From: Tony Wyllie

So a little girl is obsessed with sports and now has trust issues with her father? She's just a few years away from full on lisbonism.

Hitters who are more prone to hitting fly balls are doing better because a majority of pitchers today aim for ground ball hits, which prevent home runs and are easier to turn into double plays. The A's have been getting hitters who are fly ball guys, increasing offensive production because of increase in home runs and…

Why is he opening a lager? DeBartolo is much more of a stout man.

Try again, genius. It's a club team, but that's what I was referring to:

CSU's baseball team also had an incident in the last couple years where the coaches berated the other team's players & the umps with homophobic slurs, so this is pretty much par for the course.

Are there pictures of you in a place of jokes not getting the jokes and twisting your face in sour confusion because the jokes are not your friend until your face sucks into your skull and out your rectum?

Eli: (sends picture)