Russian Olympic Official: There are some things you should be aware of, Vitaly. One, we're not in Alabama. Two, you're in the back seat because your head would not fit in the front, not because of discrimination against plushies. Three, you're not "Russia's Rosa Parks". And four, if you sing one more line of We Shall…

No, the Chargers actually did win, cliché-spewing twatnugget.

Look, if Tim Tebow was your new co-worker, you'd be trying hard to help him find another job too.

"It's not how many kids you beat, it's how well you beat them" - Bing Crosby

And here, I've been thinking that the ineptitude of foot soldiers in martial arts/samurai films was an invention of Asian cinema...

Right, because the internal politics of Russia have never led to anything bad every happening outside of Russia.

What a difference a day can make:

Who said they cared? It is an interesting story, that's all.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

For a country that's so goddamn homophobic, they sure don't seem to mind getting fucked in the ass.

"We have a lot of money, we'll build it somehow."

We're talking about the lame buddy film starring the most boring actor in America, right?

I fucking hate those military reunions. They always make me think of the times I returned from Iraq or Afghanistan. Being a single soldier, you know there is nobody waiting for you at the little reunion ceremony they have when you get off the planes and arrive at the base. You have to wait forever for the ceremony,…

I have it on good authority he once took an unauthorized deduction for mileage on his federal taxes by mistake and DID NOT correct the receipt totals for the next year.

Phil Robertson who has not been fired and still has a job in spite of saying something exponentially more hateful and crazy than anything that has ever come out of Kluwe's mouth? That Phil Robertson? The guy who took a brief break from ranting and raving about how gays are going to hell (and suggesting that grown men…

uhhhh yeah you're right man all opinions are equally valid and now I'm the intoleFUCK YOU

Side note though: Fuck Priefer and anyone that uses the "too PC" thing to silence any discussion on equality is a worthless bigoted piece of shit.