Guy: Hey baby, truth or dare?

She just wanted to show off her Rorschach ink blot tattoos.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Should HAVE said. This is becoming a joke... I'm sorry you're grammar is so poor. It really is a shame.

So much anger, they will be fine, it's not like the Red Sox are cheap steaks.

Emmitt Smith nods in proverbial.

Its free REIGN and INTENTS AND PURPOSES. You're just as bad as people saying TRADER.

It's a real Snoop Doggy Dogg world sometimes Red Sox fans, it's a shame it seems like the Yankees have complete free rain on the free agent world. Cheer up though for all intensive purposes with the length of the contract in could be a blessing in the sky.

Oh Ed, remember when we used to stretch out each others balls? You in that striped top you would never remove in my presence, unlike your knickers, which were off by the time you reached the front door. There we were in Paris, yanking each others' testes on the Eiffel Tower. Then there was Bali, you covering my eyes…

Conceding that I have a lifelong hatred of Presidents, Democrats, Congress, Kenyans Healthcare, needles, and heights, I'm looking forward to fairly examining the merits of Obamacare.

You're gonna need a bigger trap.

His ex-girlfriend understands too well how "Hard On 33" comes up short on his half of 69.

Without this jersey, there are no kids.

"THANKS FOR CHOKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU PROBABLY WONT GET DRAFTED NOW".

"YOUR KILLING ME @Foster_43"

I liked it. Sue me.

"There's nobody there for Alabama" - Every MENSA Meeting

Collaging has never been so fun!

I hope your entire head falls off.