Bullshit. There's no way that pitch was in the 90s.

"Tell them I had it first on Twitter. Say I had it first on Twitter."

Reporter: What sort of relationship do you two have? I mean, this is a pretty low thing to do...

I can't blame him for being mad about being portrayed as an Uncle Tom. I mean, his name is Bob, and he's your fucking father-in-law, not your uncle, Rick. Shaking my damn head...

"Boy is my face red" -Rick Reilly

I don't know, it's a family member, he probably has reservations about that

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

You can understand the SJSU student body's attachment to 300. How many other schools can claim that they got a big Hollywood production named after their median SAT score.

You could say that Alterraun is about to blow up.

Some elite cornerbacks get their own island. Verner gets his own planet.

Your sense of irony is dull. The key line was "pick up the blitz."

Welcome to the continuing sissification of football. Since the beginning of time (at least all time that matters, since football was invented) offensive linemen have been taught to pick up the blitz.

Welcome to AT&T&A Stadium!

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?

Also, if you have a picture of Peyton Manning's naked bootleg, please email us. We'll pay you $307.80 for it.

It's true. Romo is infinitely complex and incapable of description.

Please inflate to 32 psi.

Jizz. In. My. Pants.

Thirty seconds makes a huge difference. For example, had you not taken those seconds making such dogshit posts, you could have instead jumped off a building to everyone's benefit.