This was the best custom jersey I ever saw (I even put a tasteful frame around the image, to class it up a bit)

Not to be outdone, Planned Parenthood Pittsburgh tweeted out photos of aborted fetuses dressed in Steeler jerseys.

I think the point remains the same. It seems like a lot of former NFL players have had a lot of depression and anger management issues, and whether he meant to or not, firing gunshots into your ceiling is not normal behavior. Regardless of how or why, its sad and part of a larger, scary trend.

I'm glad to see Carl's Twitter matches the insanity of these ads.

Some comedian, maybe Chris Rock, once made the point that just because OJ was guilty didn't mean he wasn't framed. This is the same thing (minus the murders). MLB is the LAPD, plotting the entire time to try and frame someone who was obviously guilty and in the long run ended up hurting their own case more than…

I'm sure it's really great stuff, Barry, but with so few games left to attend, will anyone actually have time to finish the whole thing?

Just don't give him the second overalls or he might draft Charles Rogers again.

You were being kind of a cunt to be fair.

It felt bloody great

This is what was missing from all of baseball's previous arbitration hearings: leaks!

Defense Attorney: If it please the court, our defense is extremely simple: Alex Rodriguez did not understand the supplements he was taking were actually PEDs.

"Sir, the actions of my client cannot be illegal; the records were, kept on legal pads and, ipso facto, they must be legal."

Yesterday's scheduled airing of the program on SportSouth was spiked in favor of an episode from two weeks ago.

"I tell ya, we put our best people — our best science people, on it. And and they came back to me, they said, let me tell you what they said. They said, these science-y folks, they told me that after all their lab shit and experiments and stuff, they told me that the max effort you can give, the totally most you can…

Sure. Because when you take the fixed fee the networks are offering, you outsource the risk of audience loss, or a soft economic advertising market, to the network writing you the check. It's classic risk aversion, and it works brilliantly.

Sounds like the Swedish Chef climaxing.

"Have one charger that’s only in your bag."

I wonder how much Rovell paid for Junior Seau's remains.

I understand it. But you understand that it comes off as super smug, right?

The first rule of Fight Club is, unfortunately, no sports bras allowed.

Shoah Foundation: Never forget.