The comment thread really was pure delight. It was like a buffet of confused dude rage. Nom nom nom

How horribly rude of me, thinking that I had a fucking right to engage in the political processes of this country. Must have missed that day of civics where they went over how we're obligated to go with the safest choice, lest we be kicked out.

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…

That attitude is what got Bush I elected, from all the people saying “Ah, Bush and Gore are just the same, it doesn’t really matter!”

Her family name is the bane of their existence, but if the republicans had to choose one set of policies from the two, it would be Hillary without a doubt.

Undecided voter here who is trying hard not to get involved with internecine Democratic turf wars, but-

His favorite player tonight, though, is Cris Carter.

Haha! Another good one, Burke. Almost got me again, but we all know the 13 year old girl actually killed two college students.

They waste all of their talent, period. Name any non-franchise QB team in the league where Stafford would not have developed at least to the point of successful contribution. He's no Brady, but should have had better than the tire fire that is the Lions.

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.

Detroit Lions doing what they do best. Wasting once in a lifetime talent in to a bottomless pit.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Sorry, I was too busy laughing at your inability to get a simple and obvious joke to be creative.

I’m planning on voting for Trump and even I think your comment is stupid.

This joke’s name is hat. Get it? Because it goes over your head?

There is some sonic boom level whooshing going on up in here.

High negative correlation between ability to understand a joke and willingness to post a hostile, premature, and dumbass comment.

Can’t slip anything past you.