How in the fuck are so many Lions represented? They're deep in the Kitten Bowl and never in the Super Bowl.

A bit? He had a lot of asshole in him. I say that as a black man and as someone who looked up to him for most of my life. After watching footage of him essentially race-baiting Joe Frazier by calling him a gorilla over and over again in front of national media, I pretty much left that hero worship behind.

Pasch used to be on the morning show on WDFN 1130 here in Detroit about 13 years ago (Pasch Monkey). I've heard enough tape on this dullard to be completely unsurprised by this news.

That was beautiful, like that courtroom scene in "My Cousin Vinny"!

That's cancer survivor Chuck Pagano's dad? Classy!

Jase isn't a name, it's the beginning of one.

Parker might be dumb, but as a Lions fan I wish Marinelli's daughter had married a better defensive coordinator. Fucking nepotism and the "famous name game" in the NFL has been out of control for years.

I laughed much harder and louder than I should have at this.

He's not a lifter, he's the lifted.

That "album" cover is a straight up homage to the Poison Clan. That helps me feel old.

My favorite thing is when people proudly proclaim they hate Kanye, then talk shit about his wife. This comment section will soon be my favorite thing.

I'm a Lions fan. I had no belief that they would win the game so there is no disappointment attached to this loss for me. That being said, the reversal of that call is bullshit.

As a Spartan fan, I don't know how I'm supposed to react to people coming up to me saying "We did it! He's here!". I don't begrudge them their happiness, but my shrug doesn't seem to be sending a strong enough message.

I've challenged at least 2 different Deadspin commenters to a real life fight. Offered to drive or fly to their city and meet at a gym on a Saturday morning to fight. I was prepared to follow through and willing to take an ass whupping if it happened. I'm not proud of it and by no means am I a tough guy, but I'm…

There will be people here who call this dude insane, but I'm of his belief that if you'll say it to me online, you should be able to say it in my face. If you can't, you shouldn't post it. There is virtually no one that follows this rule. If there were, we'd have a completely different level of discourse online. Every…

A motherfucker like you calling Chad Kelly a "20 year old kid" very likely referred to Trayvon Martin as a"17 year old man".

Suspend that fat fuck. I'm a Lions fan, but I hope Raiola gets his ass handed to him by the Ginger Hammer. I can't stand the guy. He's never been the reason we've won and I don't think he'll be the reason we're going to lose next week.

You shoulda threw that letter in a Dumpster ®.

Training.

I can't wait for the day a cop decides unilaterally that you are doing dumb shit and reacts with wholly inappropriate force.