“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Charlie Bear was a Very Good Boy.

The problem is that we’ve gotten we’ve gotten so used to having comedians who do actual journalism (Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, ect) that we get upset when they don’t, instead of being angry at the actual news for failing miserably.

Just remember what happened in Romania. People had the children the state wanted/forced them to have, then dumped them all into horribly underfunded orphanages because they never wanted or could afford to care for them.

I’m here to second that. I’m a VIB and my points didn’t register. I sent them an email yesterday and am waiting to hear back. I order via app; not sure if that's the issue or what... -___-

I’m here to second that. I’m a VIB and my points didn’t register. I sent them an email yesterday and am waiting to…

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Man’s a fuckin hero

I strongly suspect that if someone asks Odell Beckham about this, he is not going to have the slightest clue what they’re on about.

Lots of reasons.

oh my god, it’s beautiful! I love rings with coloured stones, and the green with the gold is absolutely regal! and the sort of deco-y detail around it is lovely.

I always think that if someone were to ever buy me a ring, I’d love an opal one.

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All women got each other.

Preach. I once met a guy who offered to let me shoot his teeny gun that he kept strapped to his ankle. He said it was so light that he often forgot it was even there, like that was a good thing. I think of that Louisiana man every time I hear about someone with a concealed gun accidentally shooting themselves /…

That makes sense, thank you!

I have a pixie with a side bang. My hair will never be below my shoulders as long as I draw breath. #PixieTilIDie

Typical liberal keyboard warrior rhetoric, what do this guy, batman theater guy, and every other shooter - hell - every other KILLER (lets just broaden this scope of conversation) - like nurse mom who dismembered her fucking son, have in common?
THEY ARE MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No amount of background checking…

“Why do you have the #28 in roman numerals on your shoulder?”

“It’s how many men I’ve killed.”

Very good indeed! If I didn’t know of her midwest origins I would’ve pegged her as another Scandinavian making her mark in electropop.

“Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”