This kind of information is new to everybody in a relationship. Not because they’ve never heard it before, but because they’ve never had to apply it before. It sucks BALLS to break up with a good person, and everybody, everybody in the world, wants this situation to be different, not like all those others. So this…

Blonde leg hair. You might think it wouldn't show up - which it doesn't, when you're trying to shave. But step outside and suddenly I look like Edward fucking Cullen.

Or you could just hand them the extra change and ask them to give you back three quarters for the meter like anyone who wasn’t so pathetic that they had to go this far out of their way to find people to feel superior to would do.

I haven't worked a serving job since college, but as a broke grad student who will be an adjunct next year, I'm thinking about doing it again, because money is needed. After so many years of teaching little kids I think I wouldn't be able to respond to shit like that except this way: I had a student teacher once,…

It could be a dealbreaker for her but it will be worse if she finds out down the road. Given that her father - and her fiance - aren't above blackmail, I don't trust either of them to keep this secret long term.

Yes. I did this to someone and I’ll always feel badly about it. It’s been 14 years, I’m still with the guy I broke up with him for, we have two kids...and I still feel a little like a bitch. Had I been dating me I’d have thought I was the biggest asshole ever. But I wasn't trying to be an asshole. I just realized that…

And FINALLY Jezebel mentions this story.

For those that don't know, normally, it is the men that carry the coffin(s) and they are also closest to the coffin, so for these women to do so, is a major act of defiance and protest.

I always had allergies and a stuffy nose. I made a giant booger collection on the wall down behind my bed. It's like I thought if you couldn't see them, they magically went away. I have never seen my mom so angry.

That's why I've always been drawn to monogamy. I feel like one night stands would just be pretty vanilla sex. You gotta get to know someone before you bring out the feather dusters and bear suits.

I cheated on a test in first grade. My mom was very proud that I aced it. I HAVE CARRIED THE GUILT WITH ME FOR TWO DECADES.

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

Dad getting shot in the lower back seems a little more serious than Mom getting shot in the arm, even if there was a fetus present nearby.

Kenna needs to slow the fuck down.

A woman did it first.

-sips Lipton-

Same here. Once I'm on the couch, good luck with anything else that needs to be done.

I thought this was hilarious. Maybe it's because I'm a parent. But we all know that he got her the real doll she wanted.