This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

See also, maybe, Chapter 30 (“Letter to John Kite”) How To Be Famous by Caitlin Moran...

I saw his original tweet on this (and many of his other ones over the years) and honestly had no idea he was Patton’s brother. I also assumed he was involved in politics/government in some form, since his handle is @MattOswaltVA. So I guess I learned two things today, one of them thanks to you, stranger!

oh good lord... not a born again... those are the worst

I have only two or three Republicans left in my immediate family. If they ever run for office, I’m hereby pledging to make a commercial for their opponent.

I despise that misogynistic, hypocritical religious nut. And I am so embarrassed by the fact that I used to have a crush on her brother.

She was great on Drunk History.But then everyone on Drunk history is great.

I like Kristen Wiig, but I did read gossip once that she was mean to John Goodman when he approached her to compliment her at some award show, and that was very disturbing to me, because who could possibly be mean to John Goodman?

I am an SNL nut and honestly, women on that show have to be a team.

Thank you for sharing my loathing of Meghan Trainor. She of the stupid music and useless extra letter in her first name and dumb spelling in her last name.

+1 for Zooey. I also don’t feel like my hatred of her is irrational. She annoys the ever living fuck out of me for the same reasons of the MPDG and vocal fry and people tripping over themselves cause she is soooooo quirky. It's so quirky and original to don 50s style and have bangs! No. 

Candace Cameron. And the starkist commercial where she Smile-screams “CHICKEN” makes me want to put my fist through my tv.

I actually hate Millie Bobbie Brown’s parents, because they pushed and pushed her into this career. I feel more sorry for her than I hate her.

Ugh I can't stand Julia Roberts. Every time I see her I'm just like, uh, bitch you ain't all that. Possibly because her character in Steel Magnolias was such a pain in the ass. I was only watching for Dolly Parton.

Among all my celebrity nemesises the most irrational is probably Kaley Cuoco. Maybe its because I loathe The Big Bang. Everything her character does or says is just mean and bitchy. But I can not stand her outside of it either. She just one of those people that I irrationally hate.

This might make me very unpopular, but Kristin Wiig. I feel like she’d be a very sly mean girl in person (the “It’s so cool that you don’t care whether boys think you’re hot” type), and I don’t fully understand the appeal of her comedy. I also wanted to slap her character a lot in Bridesmaids.

I’m not sure he meets this definition of celebrity, but...Charles Schulz.

Something about Peanuts just agitates the shit out of me. I hate Charlie and I hate Lucy and I hate Pigpen and I hate that fucking dog and that fucking canary and FUCK the great pumpkin and FUCK Christmas Time Is Here straight to hell. I don’t…

I just saw a taxi-cab ad for a movie called “Assassination Nation,” which they’re billing as a cross between Heathers and The Purge.

I have a biography on Dr. Thomas Dent Mutter (whom the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia is named after), and it starts with his practices before anesthesia was ever a thing. He was thoughtful during his surgeries, providing wine and massage and what would pass for meditation, as compared to his contemporaries who just…

I entirely agree, and almost daily will have to pause as fresh, clean water comes out of my tap, or some other tiny miracle that 100 years ago was unthinkable. But lately I’ve been feeling really anxious about this “miracle time” you’re describing.