Wait until tomorrow. There are 5 there that genuinely gave me heart palpitations.

"You taught us that as we go to school one should be a lady in face of the quarrels and complaints. Do you remember how much you underlined the way we behave? Your experience was incorrect. When this incident happened, my teachings did not help me. Being presented in court made me appear as a cold-blooded murderer and…

I guess premonition is a better word for what I've always considered really weird deja vu. Sometimes I get overwhelming feelings that something bad is about to happen, which often coincides with what's happening around me lining up with something from a dream. Nothing bad ever happens, but there have been several…

"What's the difference between Gwen Stefani playing dancehall and Kele Okereke fronting Brit Pop band Bloc Party?"

Celebrity Edition!

How would they like an image of a dead, bloodied woman and a twisted coathanger on the floor next to that one, with the phrase, "When abortion was not safe, legal and accessible, women died. Save women's lives - protect choice."

I think she's cute as a button, but her song is fucking annoying and full of sexist bullshit masquerading as "body positivity."

The gum smacking, the bedazzled jacket, the background music. It is all so perfect. Angela, if you are reading this, you should really be embarrassed of yourself. Really.

There is literally no worse person in the world than someone who actively tries to get someone fired because of perceived bad customer service.

I've always been a super fan of that one. Especially when he brings his knees up and is basically sitting on me. Hits the right spot, that does...

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

I'm a man, let me take a crack at this. You should be:

I used to have a freaking star. Now I see other people getting their posts recommended when I posted the same comment hours before only to have it go unnoticed because I'm buried in the grey.

Please remove the suicide bombing part of the article, it was reported on salon and a few other sources that she took her life at the last moment just to make sure she wasn't taken alive.

Yes. This makes me a bit nervous as it gets close to the "You'll regret your abortion someday!" territory the anti-choice folks use to dissuade women from opting to terminate.

While I'm certain this individual feels legitimate stress over her decision, I take HUGE issues with this pervasive narrative thay abortion is always a massive decision with overwhelming emotional consequences, and this is why we should always respect a woman's right to choose.

Me when I left my ex husband: I can't do this anymore.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? MUST HAVE!!!

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

Everyone with a problem with this can shut the hell up please, this is WAY more useful knowledge to have than fucking Geology.