I don't know about a "deal-breaker", but I always assumed I would marry someone who had the same voracious appetite for books that I do. Reading is such a huge part of my life.

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.

I heard a talk by Thich Naht Hahn, the Vietnamese Buddhist monk, in which he talked about forgiving those who make us suffer because we realize that their actions come from their own deep suffering. In Buddhism forgiveness is a letting go of anger because clinging to anger prevents us from being free. I think there…

I'm with you. I will never forgive the man that sexually assaulted me at 15, nor will I forgive the man that raped me last year. I'm really touched by this woman's ability to do it, because I know some people can reach that forgiveness, and I think it's amazing. I'm just not sure I'm one of those people, and I'd like…

I especially love how they're trying really hard to hypersexualize a girl who (by the sound of her name) is black and/or brown. Nothing like using the unrapeable darkie defense!

You mean, like when they take it off and hang it up in their locker before they go home?

So glad Kate Hudson is not doing this. Amy Adams is enchanting in everything she does. Kate Hudson makes me feel like I've been drugged.

Pro tip: If you have to find another word to describe what you're doing so that you don't sound racist, you're probably doing something racist.

At least once every couple of months I fall into the serial killer Wikipedia hole. Each bit of information brings something new to look up! If ever I'm wrongfully accused of any sort of heinous crime, I could probably be convicted on my search history alone.

I um... I hated this.

That little nod to "He Won't Go" is really nice in "Never Gonna Leave You"

LOL I keep waiting for him to ask what the fuck PC LOAD LETTER means...

I've had prominent freckles for my whole life and have never been made fun of for them. In fact, most people compliment me on them. I guess there WAS that one time a man at the gym asked if I was a leprechaun though...

I wonder if it makes me totally jaded that my first reaction is that of course the "less-stereotypically-beautiful" features that come into fashion are always things that can easily be painted onto or made into an accessory by an already tall and lithe and stereotypically beautiful person. And then we all celebrate…

That cat actually looks terrified. Cats don't usually pant except when they are under stress. Poor little guy.

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

To be fair, it was only served during their Pol Potluck night.

I get that this child is a prodigy, and I would never be this good at anything in my life, but I so wish that my parents had pushed me harder as a kid to just TRY to be great at something. Everything I wanted to quit, they let me quit. This young lady is so fabulously talented and impressive.

They would even mix it in with their sweet tea.

i used to spend a lot of late nights at denny's and i thought i was going crazy with the ranch by dipping my seasoned fries and grilled cheese sandwich in it, and felt embarassed when i asked for a side of ranch with my meal. but damn, i never needed more than a normal sized side. cereal bowls? just get it in a glass…