im too excited about that being 2 minutes away from me. Now i can throw a hammer at his face.

What a lovely thing to say. Honestly, you've no idea what a warm fuzzy feeling you've given me. Thanks for making me feel all self-confident and shit!

Do they pump in testosterone through the HVAC there?

No, it's not legal. But sueing would have been a nightmare. Which is why companies can get away with shit like this.

It means "Keep Your Eyes Open because they are trying to bamboozle you". But that's just too long.

Because the use of the vernacular was very appropriate in this context.

You can do that anytime of the year, Peppermint is a standard Starbucks syrup flavor year-round. They just don't advertise it until Christmas time. I've been drinking my Peppermint Java Chip Frapps all summer.

Oh weird, right before I clicked on this I was thinking about how loud the clock in my living room is. Not making me baby crazy though, so I must be in the egg-freezing group. Seriously though, I don't want kids. They're gross.

I wonder if some people become comedians to help deal with the pain they feel. The old trope is that comedy equals tragedy plus time. How many "funny guys/gals" dealt with some vicious demons?

Awful, terrble news. He struggled with depression & addiction for years. More proof that mental illness does not discriminate. He had the world's adoration, a loving family & resources far beyond what the average person has and still lost the battle. I hope that someday we treat mental illness as the devastating thing…

Eh, place should have had a changing table.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

Wow your friends are idiots. Like, huge, gigantic idiots.

That sounds like a great wedding.

There is a huge gap in reality between articles like this how the court system actually operates. I've worked in the court system and in legal aid for over 20 years now, and I've seen things that will make your head spin in terms of injustice and inequality. But with that being said, individual court cases aren't…

Aww. That is sweet. I had a client that I worked with through my former job. Old farmer, always hitting on me in the most un-disgusting way ("you need to get me a picture of you so I can put it on my fridge and make my wife jealous" type stuff coupled with a wink - no touching, nothing dirty). He was in his nineties…

When my grandmother died in hospital in 2000 from a heart attack after suffering 2 strokes, my grandfather started writing a book. He travelled all over Manitoba, or as much as he could in his old age, and studied four hundred years of Manitoban history. Then he wrote the book "It Happened in Manitoba". It was…

Yeah, I'd want to punish my kids for having terrible fucking taste in music too. My 1 year old exclusively listens to The Magnetic Fields thank fucking god.

Clever and inspired. You are a true comedic gem. I salute your intelligence and wit.