HABIT IS PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS.

I recently had the Big K at Burger King and sorry the McDouble at McDonalds is far better. Also the Five Guy burgers are way overrated, their french fries are good but tooo expensive.

I don't care how much you hate, I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I reserve my right to bawl my fucking eyes out when Forrest asks if his son is smart or if he's like Forrest.

That is not why people hate Iggy Azalea.

He knows better now. Let's not berate an ally ok?

First of all, some straight couples have anal sex. Secondly, gay men are not legally obligated to have anal sex. I seem to recall polling on a gay website that said that only 1/3 of gay men frequently have it.

Then you must have a pretty good insight into how it must be for a gay person confronted with the opposite in 99.99% of media, from every Disney film to every magazine front page to every novel or film ever made.

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

I agree with you. I have a 15-year-old in my life who spends essentially all of her free time talking about and researching and promoting LGBTQ rights. She's pretty intense, but I think it's great. When she's an adult, I know that she isn't going to be part of the problem.

His Smeagol was way off. But that's really my only bitch. This guy is fantastic.

I HATE IT AND IT MAKES ME SO SAD

1) they fell off while I was wearing the skirt without my noticing, so they're gone which means I have to replace all the bright blue buttons if I want it to match and 2) stuff shouldn't break on the first outing.

Aortic dissections are not specific to pregnancy. Just a body fluke. That said, babies are parasites and obviously can't be trusted with our bodies.

YAY this is the only reason I like Mondays now.

What a precious rosebud he is.

The easiest way for me to eliminate shit was to completely quit eating at restaurants on weekdays. It cuts down your calorie intake a lot AND saves you a lot of money.

I never wear underwear unless it's my lady time. Never. Not with skirts, work pants, gym clothes, and certainly not to bed. Underwear sucks. Not trying to be scandalous or sexy or anything- just don't like um.

Uzo was amazing this season. You can practically see the demons she lives with in every scene. Overall, I was really taken with the range this season allowed for each of the actresses. I'd say my favorite is Danielle Brooks, who plays Taystee. Her performance was so subtle and her face so incredibly expressive—it…