BigRedMama
BigRedMama
BigRedMama

YES! i knew it would be a matter of seconds before we started talking about how this issue affects MEN.

I don't waste my smiles on people I haven't fucked at least twice.

I was eating breakfast at a local joint one time. A couple tables away some schmuck was reading the riot act to one of the waitresses about his food. Now, understand, this place was a nice, cheap local diner. The food was OK but Wolfgang Puck wasn't working in the kitchen. I liked it and never had a bad meal there.

Another bar tending story:

"RUN, NUNS, RUN!" was so fucking perfect.

I watched, and enjoyed the first season when it originally came out. I re-watched the season this week.

No microwave! Frying pan, or George Foreman grill, or anything but a microwave!

What if the principal likes mariachi, and this was not a senior prank, but a señor gift?

A++ Would laugh again.

here's hoping you don't have kids.

Oh honey, go play your Oppression Olympics somewhere else.

The correct revenge for number 1 would have been to get his name and go to his church. In the middle of the sermon, interrupt the pastor to ask why dude is exempt from paying gratuities, and if the lord really wants low-income employees to walk away from a night's work with less money than they started.

Clearly you've never read online MRA forums. Those dudes are fucking nuts.

I am Brazilian and I approve of this message. Also, I'm from Rio, and we have all come to agree the Feijoada from Rio is the best Feijoada of all, hence "Feijoada Carioca" being used as a selling point.

Feijoada is the bomb.

Dear #NotAllMen,

She is gorgeous but I can't help but feel like her presence is more of Tyra going "I'm so fantastic, look at how generous I am!" I really cannot stand her. Still, I hope Chantelle goes far on the show and beyond. Break down those walls!

This is me every time I see a new one of these: