He dances with such joy and with so much freedom. He is the only other pop singer who can put me in the same awe as Michael Jackson does when watching him move on stage. Probably the only thing that Michael has on him is his ability to freestyle on stage. Just watching him walk across the stage and bounce around was…

ALSO: his ex-wife is named Gay. He was part of a couple called Gay and Butch Otter.

I would argue that as long as men are burying teenage girls alive and raping babies, we can't be a civilized county, but hey.

First reaction: Kind of sad that they mention "wives, sisters, daughters" and omitted assault on males entirely in the video. Can't you just use gender-neutral terminology for the sake of being all-inclusive?

I'll be That Guy. There's a lot being done to play up how awful this person is—woman driver! SUV! speeding (by 6mph)!—but I've had some terrifying encounters with idiots on bicycles. Like, there but for the grace of whoever go I in my car over the bicycle and body of some dipshit that thinks it's acceptable to ride…

Honestly, thank god the truck driver wasn't injured. That's all I have to say.

What the ever-loving fuck?! Seriously, this is a clear-cut horrifying example of male fucking privilege and the way our society teaches boys they're fucking entitled to girls.

Oh ye gods, the way he holds that binky like it is the most precious thing in the world, and the way he looks down at it and looks back up and looks down at it again and looks back up... No, I'm not crying; it's just raining — on my face.

When I turned thirteen I was given the book "Tiffany's Table Manners for Teenagers". My favorite part was where it said "If you should happen to...belch, don't look like a stunned beetle!"

One thing is for sure: she is FUCKING GORGEOUS. I have always thought so - even made up - but holy hell is that woman incredible looking.

"as a society we could move past the idea of your physical appearance being connected to your personal worth"

You're just saying that because you have three hands!

*quietly raises hand* I like wearing corsets and have lovely collection of them, old and new. Would I want to wear one every day, especially in hot weather? Hell no. On the flip side there were no bras in 1895, so corsets provided breast support.

Mean Girls was WAAAAY better than Heathers.

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

I similarly never had that bad of an experience when I was serving with black women. They always wanted things that simply couldn't happen (can you take the mushrooms out of the mushroom tomato sauce?), but generally fine.

I take the greatest pleasure in knowing the women in the first story are miserable every damn day of their lives because the universe does not contort itself to satisfy their every desire. Seriously, how pissed off must they be all the time? It puts a smile on my face.

For me it was usually middle aged women that were the worst, but I would agree.

These stories pretty much reinforce everything I remember about serving: older women are the worst fucking customers on the planet.

Gotta admit, if I was trying to predict the complaints people would have, "ranking Hershey's bars too low" would NOT have been one of them.

THANK YOU. i am 5'9", 110lbs, and before my (sorrynotsorry, gloriously awesome, 36D's) breast augmentation, i was a 36A. i have an "athletic build" (read: wide chest and broad shoulders), so the size works better than one might imagine. my husband never shamed me, never asked me to be different that i was,…