Seriously, Lindy, what indeed is up with people acting like everyone didn't used to drink milk with dinner? "Milk or water" was totally a thing. In fact, it continues to be a thing in my house. I ask my 4 year old daughter that question every night.

I'm still waiting on the "good reason" other than "it's how it's always been done."

Well she *is* in college, you pedant/spoilsport/dreamcrusher.

That's cruel and unusual. I would have staged a revolt.

Firstly, everyone knows Hostess and Drake's are better than Little Debbie. That's why a part of me died when I could no longer find my precious Hohos and Cupcakes.

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

Actually I think the second sign would say "When I tell you to smile, it's because I freak out a little when you're unhappy and I want to make it stop but I don't know how". No? Just me?

Yeah, I'm not really feeling it either. Mostly because...like, who is the audience for this? I am a feminist. My partner is a feminist. None of this stuff is anything either of us has ever had to articulate, because duh.

Now that is the kind of joy you should find in religion. Good for her, I hope she does well and fees closer to her god through her singing.

Would it have been so hard to just cut that part out? It's just foreskin after all.

A former coworker is a Sikh who wears a turban. He was at an anti-poverty protest once, when a woman with a Central European accent came up to him and after chatting a bit started asking about his turban. After he explained that he was Sikh, she said "No offense, but you look like a terrorist."

Without missing a beat…

I AM SO EXCITED. However, I would like to see a picture of how they manage to make Piper likable enough that I don't throw things at my TV this season. I get it, she's the Trojan Horse that gets us in the door, but she is just like...the worst. Seriously.

I might sound like a horrible person but I believe if you get your kid taken away for drugs or abuse, you shouldn't get a second chance. At all.

You don't just wake up one day and become a rapist. What else has he done?

My great-grandmother was 70 years old when she decided to get her license. Once she passed the test, she picked up her friend and went to a fancy restaurant for brunch. They dropped the car off with the valet and had a fantastic meal.

"He may not be as good looking as Chris Hayes,"

"I didn't do it to get fit. I did it to get 2-Fitty"
Rachel Fredrickson

They are not my friends. I was at a party and their next door neighbors showed up.