Nobody in that scene had to rehearse anything except Jake and Elwood...

I was doing great until the very end, then I got confused. I thought Tasha was smoking the blunt with me and Sister Wilma was giving me the outline of the script?

So I play regular fantasy, DraftKings, and pick ‘em pools, and I’ve yet to see any explanation as to what information these employees possibly could have that any geek wouldn’t have by doing their normal, weekly homework?

When I was 19 I worked up in the Mountains in New Mexico (Philmont Boy Scout Camp). We made sweat lodges when we wouldn't have access to a shower for a couple of weeks. We'd work up a good sweat and jump into a mountain stream that was about 45 degrees cold, and it was the greatest thing ever. At 55, I'm pretty sure…

I met Ernie at a trade show in Chicago about 20 years ago. He was a paid prop in a booth for some moving company, and he sat patiently, taking time with each and every person for a mind-numbing 7 or 8 hours every day. I brought my copy of his book that I had since I was a kid, and he looked genuinely surprised that…

“College sports benefit from the “alma mater” factor, where if teams branch away from the NCAA and become minor league teams, fan bases might not be aligned as well.”

THIS GUY!!! Don't forget, Indy has THIS GUY, too!

They weren’t stopped at the door because of guns, they were stopped because a 27 year old admits to playing Pokémon.

I got eight games for eating cheese in front of my dog and not sharing.

How can that man look completely different than his dad, and worse than his dad, all at the same time?

Depending on what leftovers you have (I keep anything I have leftover in the freezer for such an occasion).

This is like watching a Patriots - Cowboys game...I hate both sides so much that the only way I can feel any satisfaction is to cheer for a plane crash to kill both sides.

His bodyguard is fierce, she looks familiar...

When you're a twelve year old kid and nothing matters more in life than football, it's just as important to have a villain to root against as it is to have a hero to root for. The Snake and his Madden Raiders we my favorite villains and were Must Watch TV. R.I.P. Snake!

300 drunk bro's with backwards hats just started a "Fire Joe Madden" chant at The Cubby Bear.

I'm usually going 80 in the right lane to keep from spilling too much beef sandwich on my shirt.

GODDAMMIT I was scrolling through to see if anyone beat me to it...

Don't forget the texting, they are texting while doing that!

Hatred of Google aside, does anyone have any practical experience using this vs a Roku unit? Roku seems to be preferred in reviews, but is there really that much difference?

Hatred of Google aside, does anyone have any practical experience using this vs a Roku unit? Roku seems to be…

My college graduation, May 7th, 1983. Didn't feel like sitting in the football stadium for commencement with 6,000 other people I didn't care about, so I went to the Derby...