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My great friend Jim,...Jim Crow.

In other news, Isaac Hayes still alive, thanks to modern Scientology!

That's just stupid, Brandon Marshall hasn't been a Bear for over a year.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Brazilians may have fucked this up even more than Rahm would have in Chicago.

Have Tripucka and Kramer ever been seen in the same place together?

Hey! What the fuck did sausage gravy do to offend you?

That's the point that the blue-haired, pearl clutchers overlook. I feel much more comfortable buying my vodka from an adult at a well lit liquor store than I do buying my weed from a sophomore point guard on the local high school team.

Correction: Might be stillborn and four legged.

Old School here, David Gates and Bread...If a picture paints a thousand words...(uh, I'll be right back)...

The Dyngus Day committee in Buffalo just moved up the making of the Kielbasa by three weeks!

Hey the spaghetti on garlic bread thing is the greatest hangover cure ever. Make sure to throw the left over sausage and meatballs on there and you are like a new man!

That’s how Dick Butkus delivered his.

“...but from his comments it’s clear that Detroit wasn’t running a strict hail mary defense." Wait, what?

You had me at “Jane Seymour butt ring.”

I just want to hear about the after-work parties they had.

He did, but...Walter Payton!

Everybody needs to remember that this was written by a Cardinals fan. I'm surprised he didn't insult Carl Spackler, too.

I am still trying to figure out what info an employee could have that every other fantasy geek doesn't have available from a million sources about injuries, weather, opposition rank, etc.