What “bad decisions” are you referring to, pray tell?

Because you used to actually get "good jobs" if you went to college. Before their generation (Boomers) got super-selfish and destroyed society. And now they look down on us and call us selfish because interwebz. Projection, much?

"It's not free if you give it to me!"

Oooooh, those assholes in the last one. I want to slap them.

I love the concept of garlic fries but tasting raw garlic for 2 days straight is really not my thing.

Never tweet.

Yeah, or snotty people outside the US who say things like "Oh, you Americans and the stuff you talk about", etc. Don't like it? Then read your own French websites or whatever and shut up.

Twitter doesn't stop working if people don't pump their takes into it.

Stopped reading at

Log out, delete app.

What kind of second rate sports site would pay for a picture of a naked athlete?

Yes, exactly. That sentence makes no sense at all if it was written by anyone who has any understanding of how Jeopardy works. There have been plenty of instances in which no one got Final Jeopardy right. That's not a big deal. What was unusual about this was that she was the only one standing in the round to play at…

If Jezebel posted an article about some men preferring women with tight pussies with perfectly shaped labia, everyone on Jezebel would have a shit fit of epic proportions. Just saying. Tell anyone that their genitalia (something you're born with and can do nothing about) is inadequate, and yes people are going to get…

I find it fascinating that men and women, despite being told constantly that big penises (penii?) are not the average, that huge perky breasts aren't average, that bleached underbits aren't average, and that average skin is not naturally flawless, still somehow expect these things and are disappointed when they do not…

It's the exact opposite. Apple's services only bring in around $4.5B in revenue per quarter. In contrast the iPad, which is criticised for being a slow seller brings in around $8B per quarter. Their services are a drop in the bucket compared to their hardware revenue.

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

i didn't mention feminists at all; i mentioned the name of this website.

I swear to god, half the reason I didn't circumscise my son is fear that he would grow up to be one of those weirdos who rants on and on about the unfairness of not being asked about his preferred foreskin status. I really could have gone either way, but the Internet crazies that come out every time we have one of…

I think misty have been taking steroids since she became a gym leader.

Someone sounds jealous.