People who really like Ghostbusters are like the people who really like Caddyshack.

*high fives*

I know, Brain, but how will we find Lena Dunham, a bulldozer, and 90 pounds of Twizzlers on such short notice?

I'm recommending because you agree with me re: Ghostbusters.

It's the children whose parents do directly address race — and directly means far more than vaguely declaring everyone to be equal — who are less likely to make assumptions about people based on the color of our skin.

Good stuff.

This is what "polite" racism looks like. You are more pernicious and insidious than the white hood variety.

I'll be damned if this muthafucker wasn't passing...

Why not just write what you really mean?

Well, you're being sarcastic, but it's the only proven method so far.

Okay, well, there's literally no possible motive for that except racism.

Oh, you are helping me. Every single pathetic, failed trolling attempt, every single whiny post, every single complete flop at attempting humor is making my otherwise boring day highly entertaining. Please, keep failing. It's awesome.

Black citizens should have every right to travel and move about the country the same as white citizens. I imagine some black people wanted to go to Oregon for the same reasons some white people wanted to. Land, space, temperate climate etc.

But the racists were looking to "actively harm" non-whites and used threats of violence to keep people out. In America no state, city, or neighborhood is off limits. No one gets to set up a little fiefdom to take away the rights of others.

You don't want conversation, you want validation. It's like having a conversation on the merits of ignoring cancer, because, you know, you didn't go look for it and don't have it. No big deal then.

The blacks refuse to bootstrap them some privilege because they'd rather be thugs like Beyoncé.

No, I'm black. So this world that you're living in where racism is something that happened to other people in some other place and anyone who wants to talk about it is some kind of ramble rouser; It's a dream. A dream you can wrap yourself around and feel good about but that's not a luxury I share. So go stick your…

90% of what people know of the turtle comes from the cartoon. Pizza, Bebop, Rocksteady, The continued existence of Shredder, Donatello doing machines: all invented for the show.

my boss saw me at the comptuer with pick dicks flying by and high fived me and gave me a raise and hella blunts

I also thought that the "Space Moose" part of the title was a nod to the old underground (very nsfw) comic. I could be wrong, though.