People who really like Ghostbusters are like the people who really like Caddyshack.

*high fives*

I know, Brain, but how will we find Lena Dunham, a bulldozer, and 90 pounds of Twizzlers on such short notice?

I'm recommending because you agree with me re: Ghostbusters.

It's the children whose parents do directly address race — and directly means far more than vaguely declaring everyone to be equal — who are less likely to make assumptions about people based on the color of our skin.

Good stuff.

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

Half Life 3 CONFIRMED.

What's your fact? You have no facts. "there are problems in the black community that indisputably contribute to the problem" is not a fact. "The facts are that the black community, as a whole, has lower educational achievement, higher unemployment rates, and higher prevalence of single-parenthood. I don't know what…

Nah, I mean this very seriously. There aren't two sides to this. If you think there are, you are wrong. If you find someone who thinks there are, they are wrong, too. I don't care if they're black or white. W.E.B. DuBois was wrong. Angela Davis was wrong. This isn't a debate. That said, you have a great day.

Well, now that you've finished explaining black people to a black person, I'm going to assign you some reading. You should read this, from Ta-Nehisi Coates. You should realize your theorizing is unnecessary. I say this in the nicest possible way, because I wouldn't dare to be as condescending as you are without…

So in other words, know your place.

They know the world is changing and they can't stop it. Pissing off progressives is all they have left, really, to fight the good fight. But we're never going back to the fictionalized 50's of "Happy Days", where women were submissive, white men were exclusively in power, and black people were all well-behaved and…

It's not that nothing is being done to improve the situation, you just don't care enough about the situation to know what's being done.

I just cannot encourage the martyring of criminals.

I just personally find it unnerving that you're lumping all of us in together as one dark-skinned group when that's simply not the case. Not all of us have a distrust of authority, nor have we ever had a reason to put ourselves in that position.

Thanks for deciding which unwarranted black death should mean more to black people. Please turn your Wi-Fi off and never turn it back on again. Thank you.

Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.

This is Bud Rudd his slightly older brother.

A few thoughts.