White Bernie bros blackfishing on the Root are the most annoying bros. How is being condescending to Harriot helping your boy Bernie?

THOMAS BARROW SERVES HIS MAJESTY, GEORGE V, A CUP OF SOMETHING THAT TASTES ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE, ENTIRELY UNLIKE TEA.

Comedy Central is Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week

Fuck it, I’ll do it.

Allow me to pedantically pull my pants down, and show that some people are, indeed, hung.

Honestly, I thought there’s no way it could be THAT OBVIOUS. I don’t know why I’m expecting subtlety and complexity still in 2018. The correct answer is the dumbest most blatant answer. 

Weird, this successfully flying plane has lost over 1,000 nationwide seats, the Supreme Court, and the Presidency since 2010. Doesn’t sound too successful!

I’ve never done anything at work without getting paid for it. They want dash, I gotta see cash. At this loading dock in 1983, the foreman said, “But the job’s not done!”. I told him I wouldn’t work for free. Next day I get called into the office; They’re concerned about my “motivation.” I told them I was motivated by…

NO!!

Yeah, if being the professed belief of the politician with the highest favorability rating in the country doesn’t show you that a philosophy is deeply unpalatable to the majority of Americans, then what does? People voting for them in primaries? That's usually a sign people hate a candidate.

“I can’t imagine why anyone would call themselves queer and carry all of the negative connotations that are historically attached to being Queer. Why not just call yourself a lifetime bachelor and sit in the corner and quietly, very quietly, push the gay agenda. Seems like a self-own”

Hot take: not only do I enjoy Teen Titans Go!, I could never get into the animated series it’s based on. It always felt like it was conflicted tonally, and then mercifully someone came and created two shows out of the show it was trying to be: Go! and the fantastic Young Justice.

The hecklers veto is about government action, not individual protesters.

It straight up is not a huge leap.

Once again, conservatives prove that their problem isn’t with affirmative action as a concept, it’s that (in their view) it helps the wrong people. Asking for intellectual consistency is of course suppressing their right to free speech though, so I guess it’s off to the gulag for me.

Will I be able to understand this if I haven’t seen the Pink Panther?

I saw the deleted scene, it’s just Bruce waking up at the end saying “...what the?”

You know, the show has a lot of problematic points and you have a lot of valid points as well, but mainly what I’m getting from your reviews is how much you despise Spike Lee, his work and his entire family. I never have seen anyone so angry at a mixed tone in anything. I guess the 80-90s movies in general weren’t for…

Ms. Conduct’s accent was enchanting. Mr. Mackey is a lucky man, mmmawllright

SNL took a throwaway sketch and made a 30-minute animated special out of it that was weird, dumb and yes, funny. AV Club took that special and made a humorless 1,500-word review out of it.