$16 for a meal isn't expensive enough?

White people are scared of being in a minority? But, but...why? I mean, it's not like minorities in this country are treated badly...right?

I don't think they'd do it, but they should use this for the opening theme song for the english version.

It's sad that kids no longer get to experience the catharsis of "5 hours of summer once a week."

One of my pet peeves of meeting a girl from tinder or okcupid is when we meet and first hug, she'll always say something like 'It's so great to meet you' and I'll be like 'QUIET! Now people are going to know we met from the internet ahhhhh'

Sexy Russian Nesting Doll.

anybody in the West uses about 20 times as many resources as somebody in West Africa would.

Mixing personal and professional priorities? That's a dealbreaker!

The thing that makes me think this is maybe not a hoax is the author's ability to identify sexual tension where no other human being would be able to see it. Why is Hermione Granger suddenly a porno character?

the reason this country was founded as a Representative Republic is because the average citizen can't be expected to have detailed knowledge of every policy decision and new law proposed. Despite our 24/7 news cycle and unprecedented access to information, this is still true. The most 'informed' internet…

Corollary to this: a lot of the people that say "my parents beat me and I turned out great" are not such wonderful poster children for that theory as they seem to imagine.

Their use of a Faygo can somehow made this story even more Detroit-y than initially expected.

Shows what you know! I made $600,000 last month by working at home for Google!

You realize that we are further away from the year 2000, now, than these kids were in 1988.

That makes total sense when earplugs cost so much these days...

This came up last year as well. Argument ender:

Dude writes an article about how cool he is and he's dressing like an odd future fan

Exactly, shorts are not for cool people. They are for hot people who want to cool down.

ILL ALLOW IT

Apparently you don't read much anthropology. It's funny you think the purpose of life is either a wage job or trivial entertainment. Good luck to you.